I wanted to catch Sarah Palin’s speech tonight because, like the rest of America, I know little about her and what she believes in. In order to prepare for the evening, D got us a growler of Pliny the Elder.
Well, Palin (McCain, Obama, Biden, Barr, Baldwin, McKinney and Nader), I think I’ve found myself a party I can really stand behind – one with a strong candidate that holds true to my values and speaks volumes to me….The Keg Party.
Here is just a clip from the August 12 press release:
The Keg Party has officially announced their candidate for the 2008 Presidential Election is none other than Pliny the Elder!
Naturally, Pliny has chosen Blind Pig as his running mate. Together, they are campaigning on the Brewer’s Platform and plan great changes in our beautiful country if elected on November 4th!
America needs a good strong leader to “Bring Our Troops Foam, provide Hopcare For Everyone, and do away with IRS and provide more IPA!”
Having just enjoyed a few pints of Pliny myself (at 8% ABV and 100 IBUs), I’m absolutely behind this candidate 100%. I’m a bigger fan of his nephew, Pliny the Younger, but I have a feeling the 11% ABV and “gobs”of IBUs is too radical for most.
It’s going to be a very interesting election year!